This year, I decided to shake things up and celebrate my birthday in the beautiful country of El Salvador. Known for its stunning beaches, rich culture, and amazing landscapes, it was the perfect backdrop for a memorable celebration.
Grant took a side trip to Miami first, and then we met up there and flew down to San Salvador. It was nighttime, so we couldn’t see much, but the drive to the Sheraton El Presidente was quite nice because of the blue and white lights that lit the entire 45 minute drive to San Salvador.
Quick check in, and we ordered room service that was delicious. I ordered the Salvadorian steak, and Grant got some sort of stuffed chicken. For it being 11pm, we had no idea what to expect, but it was delicious. We were definitely off to a great start.
The next morning, we had our first tour of Café Albania, Ataco Town, and Santa Teresa Hot Springs with the El Salvador Positive Tours. We were a bit anxious considering how bad our last tour was in Jamaica, but this was probably one of the best tours we have been on. Diego was our guide and it was fantastic. He regaled us with stories of El Salvador’s health and education system, and even how El Salvador just a few years ago was the murder capital of the world and is now one of the safest places to visit. Quick recap—free healthcare mostly besides those that work, and they threw anyone that looked like a gang member of MS13 or Barrio18 into jail. Do not ever do anything illegal in El Salvador or they will throw you in CECOT, which is probably the most terrifying jail in the world (at least known).
Our journey begins at Café Albania, a stunning location where breathtaking views of nature and thrilling activities await. Here, we had the ability to run on ziplines like a hamster soaring above the lush landscape, slide down the rainbow slide, and plunge from a rope swing. We did the most exciting things possible, and it was an absolute blast.
After an adrenaline-filled morning, we headed to the charming town of Ataco. Known for its vibrant streets and rich history, this picturesque village is a treasure trove of local art and culture. I took a leisurely stroll through its colorful streets and picked up quite a few unique souvenirs, the ones back home. We stopped and grabbed some pupusas, or pa-pussy, as Grant playfully calls them. Three for a dollar. Can’t beat that price.
To conclude our adventurous day, we treated ourselves to some well-deserved relaxation at Santa Teresa Hot Springs. Nestled in a serene setting, these natural hot springs offer the ultimate escape. We enjoyed a leisurely soak in the warm waters, indulged in a volcanic mud treatment that will leave your skin feeling refreshed, and savored a delicious lunch, which was all included in our package.
The tour ran late and the people we were with had to have constant bathroom breaks. Made Grant’s small bladder look like a camel. Eventually, we made it back, rested up a bit, and then started our hunt for a restaurant. For some reason, I was craving Italian and found this place called Monterossa. It was on the third floor of a random mall by our hotel and we were a bit iffy. I am so glad that went because the food was divine. Bread, fried cheese, gnocchi, grilled chicken, and a Nutella pizza. Can you think of a better five-course meal? Probably, but this was a good one to have nonetheless.
When we got back to our hotel, we heard a lot of commotion. We thought it was so sort of wedding until we realized that we were right next to their outdoor amphitheater. It wasn’t the best music— but it was CA7RIEL & Paco Amoroso, which I guess is a band from Argentina. We were sorta glad when it was over— take a listen and you will see why.
The next morning, Grant and I piddled around before Grant departed for the airport early. He was unsure if he was going to like it in El Salvador and figured he would escape as soon as possible. I think he regretted it considering how much fun he was having. Before he left, we stopped at a restaurant called Succre for brunch. They spoke no English, but somehow I still managed to order my eggs benedict and orange juice, so I was good.
Afterward, I went walking by myself throughout the town. I was a smidge nervous because my phone signal was going in and out, but it held out long enough to get me to the Mercado Nacional de Artesanias. This is code for tacky souvenir shops galore. I found a nice shop with everything, where the lady did not hound me to buy anything, I took my time and bought everything I wanted.
I wandered back to the hotel, which was entirely uphill with all the souvenirs I had just purchased. Finally, I made it back to the hotel and took a nap. It wasn’t to long after that I woke up for my Discover San Salvador Walking Tour with “I am Dave.” Weird name, but I got the recommendation from some of the people who had taken the tour.
Our tour began at the beautiful Parque Cuscatlán, a green oasis in the heart of the city. Here, you can take in the stunning sculptures and artwork that reflect El Salvador’s rich culture. As we stroll through the park, you get to soak up the atmosphere and enjoy the lively surroundings, all while getting acquainted with your fellow adventurers. It was crazy to think that just a few years ago being in this park would almost certainly result in your death because of the gangs.
Next, we made our way to the University Campus, where the spirit of learning and creativity thrives. This vibrant atmosphere is not only a hub of knowledge but also showcases some beautiful architecture and green spaces. After the campus, we headed to the stunning Basilica of El Sagrado Corazón. This impressive church is a masterpiece of Gothic architecture and a beacon of spirituality for many Salvadorans. It was also made out of tin or metal so it was impressive that the building was still standing.
From there, our adventure took us to the lively plazas that are the center of San Salvador’s energy. Each plaza has its own identity and offers a glimpse into the daily lives of locals. In the middle of one of the plazas was a boxing tournament that was free for anyone passing by. I sort of tuned out of what the guide was saying and focused on the potential bloodbath.
Our final stop was the brand-new library, a true gem that showcases modern design while serving as a community hub for knowledge and culture. China paid for it, and it was fascinating to see how colonialism was still alive and well. China did not just donate the money for a museum; they received some unknown benefit, no different than the US or India, which had also sponsored several other sites in El Salvador.
The tour ended, and a group of us went to a restaurant to get more pupusas. It was weird being the “old guy,” but I seemed to fit right in with the “youngsters.” It was a bit funny for them to talk about their “hostel” and me to talk about my 5-star hotel. A bit of a difference, but I envy them as they had taken off for several months to tour central America, which is something I most likely will never be able to do.
The next morning, it was Monday, and I left in an Uber to the airport. The biggest restaurant in all of San Salvador was Pizza Hut, so when I saw it at the airport, I just had to get it. The crust was a smidge sweeter than I was used to, so it was worth trying. But it was just a Pizza Hut pizza. The flight back stopped in Dallas, had a quick layover, and then returned to San Diego without any issues.
If you’re looking for a unique birthday getaway, I wholeheartedly recommend El Salvador. It’s a hidden gem that deserves to be explored. I left with a full heart, unforgettable memories, and a list of new friends. Here’s to more birthday adventures in the future!